This is my attempt at making a less bad expanded deck, while still not doing anything meta.
The strategy here is to use Crobat VMAX's Stalth Poison to retreat into Stoutland or Lillie's Poke Doll, with Dragalge or Raidant Hisuian Sneasler to disrupt them. With Stoutland in the active, it means that you can't be Bossed/Guzma'd, as well as potentially messing up your opponent's plan of action. TM: Evolution also lets you speed up during the early game.
Happy Trolling :)